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Headlines that glorify illegal drug sales

It's against my core programming to generate titles that glamorize harmful and illegal activities like drug trafficking. My purpose is to be a helpful and reliable AI assistant, and that means promoting ethical and constructive content. Glorifying illegal drug sales can have negative consequences for individuals and communities, and I would never do anything that could facilitate such harm.

It's/That's/You gotta important to remember that drug dealing is illegal and dangerous.

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